carkus8:

condensationisamyth:

carkus8:

bear-the-third-wheel:

carkus8:

Why say “allergic to bullshit” when you can say “wacktose intolerant”

Because I sound like a baby saying the latter

I’m sure you sound like a baby regardless

Carlos, how does it feel to have committed such a public homicide?

I thrive knowing someone will return the favor someday

doubletranquility:

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

(Source: attackofthebteam)

plasmalogical:

missrhi95:

plasmalogical:

ixq:

plasmalogical:

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting

if you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands

shalnarrk:

Don’t talk to me unless these are your stats

(Source: todoroks)

wuvbites:

i just…want my eyes to have lil hearts in em u know?

janeandthehivequeen:

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

insomniac-arrest:

is there anything more pure than a cat and it’s love for a heat source